The Onion is satire, The National Report is just trolling.
That took too many tries to URL shorten, I am bad at Silver Bird.
Damn, this is well-written! "Gaming Misogyny Gets Infinite Lives:" thebea.st/1wjlw5k by @AmandaMarcotte
I want to use google+ sometimes, but I just can't deal with the layout.
Guys I have a bug where horizontal velocity is being reset in one of the ship modes in space and I don't know why.
If you're not outside naked screaming all of your secrets and regrets into the night, you're guilty of censorship!
People who complain about "censorship" who don't understand what the word means. Stop pooping with the door shut. Don't censor the bathroom!
Seriously considering seeing my new kitten's reaction to my Space Invaders 2 cocktail cabinet. Will try to video results.
My stepkids are trolling me with the Digimon theme song, since I declared my car a "Pokemon only zone" yesterday.
If you ever see your own severed head hidden in some corner, pick it up; That's an extra life! #videogamesareeducational
I hope the next Half Life game is a pre-sequel. That'll teach 'em.
Yessss. Got my first reply from a sockpuppet account.
Me: "I've been really bad about keeping up with twitter, I should really get back to - OHGODWHY!?"
Guys I have a new kitten. Everything's going to be okay.
* a dame for whom to kill.
The eyes bucket challenge: Bathe in the vitreous fluid of your enemies. (To raise awareness of your glorious victory.)
When you air your relationship's dirty laundry and share nudes of your ex, you're telling everyone to never ever trust you.
I finally fixed that bug where the targeting reticule in missile launcher mode would start to be sort of affected by gravity after you died.
Mechagami @Kickstarter succeeded! I get to continue being an Indie Game Developer!
15 minutes until the Mechagami Kickstarter is over! kickstarter.com/projects/42476…